Regular Massages can Cause Men to Start to Spontaneously Ejaculate

Yes, it's real.

Basically, massages release more oxytocin (the trust hormone) each time you get one. It is also responsible for erections and ejaculations.

So the more you get massages (especially with the same person), the more likely you will have a spontaneous ejaculation one day (even if your privates are never touched).

You can read more about it at Massage and Wellness.

And you can learn more about how to give orgasms without direct stimulation, here.

Don't laugh ladies, you have a 40% chance of having an orgasm at the gym.

What Going to an Asian Massage Parlor is Like for the First Time

This is very accurate.





Pro tips: empty your wallet except for $100 plus the cost of the massage (put the rest in your car). It'll usually range from $30-60 depending on the how much time you want. Just get the cheapest/shortest. 

Ask to see the girl before you pay for the massage. If she is ugly, walk out (I'm not giving $100 to an ugly chick). 

If they ask you if you've been there before, the answer always, "YES". If you say no, they'll think you're a noob and a horny loser and will try to get you for $200-300 bucks.

Let her massage you for like 5-10 minutes (so she doesn't think you are a complete perv and she doesn't feel like she is being completely used...even though she is).

If you are a shy guy, you'll have to find some guts here (a few girls will be aggressive, but most of them like to play dumb). Just say, "I want everything". You'll sound retarded, but don't worry she can barely understand english. She'll say, "everything?" Then you say, "Yes everything" then point at her vagina. 

If you don't do this, she'll try to negotiate a handjob, then blowjob, and then fucking, increasing the price on you each time. Once she gives the price for sex, (in my experience will usually be around $150), you say all you have is $100. 

Get off the table, get your wallet and show her. If she protests or offers less (handjob or blowjob) be adamant and say that is all you have and you want sex or nothing at all. 

If all you want is a BJ, do the same trick but with $80. If you try to negotiate down from a fuck to BJ for less money, you might piss her off (you can go somewhere else, but you've lost about $40 at that point). 

She'll take your $100...and well the rest is up to you.

P.S. If they like you, they might throw in a free table shower. If they do take it!

Disclaimer: the above was just for entertainment purposes you freak!

A Man's Fiance Gets Seduced and Fucked in the Next Room (Only in Japan)

Looks like this group has fucking people's girlfriends/fiances down to a science.

Enjoy!

(Click to see the videos)

Japanese Massage Equals Real Reality Porn?!?

All this talk about massage being everyone's (male and female) secret sexual fantasy and straight girls masturbating to lesbian porn makes me wonder about those Japanese massage videos.

Sure, they are most likely fake...but what about the ones where the female masseuse seduces/pressures the female client?

Seems possible.

Here are two that caught my eye...enjoy!

Jap lesbian hidden cam massage

Massage N111

...probably fake, but they sure seem real!

What is Everyone's Sexual Fantasy (Man or Woman)?

A professional massage (especially at an exotic, beautiful spa for women) slowly turning into sex is without a doubt everyone's sexual fantasy.

Massage just turns everyone on.

Yes massage and sex are two different things. But massage is a VERY slippery slope that leads to sex.

Trust me, this includes the person giving the massage.

I've had a lot of PROFESSIONAL massage therapists (as in licensed) that would start to come on to me. But this is usually after some time where I have gained their trust (but some licensed massage therapists are just sluts and come on to me the first day...I wouldn't risk anything with someone that slutty and emotionally unstable...or ignore my advice and learn the hard way).

Anyway, how do you use this to your advantage with women?

Watch the following video.

Topless Massage Shown to a Class

Nice

(Video) Volunteer has her breasts exposed during a massage. All part of the masseur's plan.

What a sneaky guy.

Watch till the end for the breasts.

Table Showers are the BOMB!!!

My friend, if you've never got a table shower before, do yourself a favor and GET ONE!

I'm not talking about those vichy showers they offer at the spa. If you are a guy, they are going to give you another guy to touchy you. So unless you are gay...

But they do look rather erotic.

Look for your typical asian massage parlor. But make sure they have a table shower.

You are going to lie down butt naked on a special foam mat. From there they are going to use their soap hands all over your body.

The best part is not knowing when they are going to touch your privates. You think they are but then nope. Then out of the blue a wet, soap hand goes up your butt crack.

They flip you over and play the same with your hard on. It is mind blowing.

This is what it is most likely going to look like.

And this is the girl who will be playing with your cock.

Enjoy!

New Flash: For Women Massage = Guaranteed Sex. Always.

Massage is an awesome "gateway drug." ;)

Don't believe me?

See how the Skill Method uses massage to destroy any last minute resistance.

See this article in OX Jane say that massages almost always turns sexual for women.

Finally, see what people are willing to admit when they are anonymous.

And don't forget my article on how to slowly give a women an orgasm through normal massage.

Touch really is the best way to turn women on.

I remember Ron Jeremy saying the best way to seduce beautiful women was to dance with her until she got horny. This is coming from horse-face Ron Jeremy (forget his huge cock, no normal girl would chase after that). If he can get a girl from dancing with them, I'm sure massage would be 10x better.

Guess he wasn't that ugly when he was younger...

How to Give Women Orgasms Without Touching Their Privates (Stories Included)

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A Retarded Girl Gets a Massage

Well either that or this is the worst fake orgasm I've ever heard. lol

Perverted Body Worker Slowly Gets Married Russian Model to get Naked (She Can't Stop Smiling)

What a pervert...and  professional ;)

Sexual Tension Builds when Cock is Accidentally Exposed During Normal Massage

Why can't all massages end in a happy ending?

Guys just want to get rid of some stress.

Come on government, it would end crime as we know it!

Enjoy!