Proof Women Only Care About Success and Guys About Looks

Jason Statham and Rosie Huntington-Whitely

So.....there is still hope for me!!!!!

Okay, not really.

White Girls Don't Age Well

I think they have like less antioxidants in their skin or something...

Seriously, darker fruits and vegetables have more antioxidants, why not people?

Or maybe the darker skin of minorities protect them from the sun better (especially around the eyes and lips)

Christina Applegate

Helen Hunt

Julia Louis-dreyfus

Clowns will fuck anything

Now compared that to other races...

Halle Berry

Jennifer Lopez

Salma Hayek

There are a ton of other examples like Diane Sawyer (I wish they would get her ugly face off the TV), Lindsay Lohan, Goldie Hawn, Janice Dickinson, and Teri Hatcher.

Don't forget the guys, like Mario Lopez and Will Smith. All minorities and don't age.

White people just don't age well.

The lighter the skin, the worst it is.

But what about like Gwen Stefani you say....

She has not aged well.

#whitegirlproblems

Update: Check out a pale white girl who did age very well.

Also, after reading the beauty regiments of J. Lo and Salma Hayek, it seems like sunblock makes all the difference in the world.

Helen Hunt Naked!!!

Cuz why not?

NOW TAKE IT OFFFF!!!!!!!!

Here is the video....

Topless Massage Shown to a Class

Nice

Hot Cosplay Girl Naked!

Jessica Nigri. She does cosplay. 

Dam girl, with a bod like that I can't blame you for wanting to show it off the world.

Seriously, good job!

Here she is in sexy cosplay mode.

Now, there maybe one other cosplay girl who is hotter...

Crazy Redhead

Her name is Liz Lee. She had a show on MTV. I only bring her up because she has nudie pics!!

Here is the good stuff!

This girl is a serious nut job. Her MTV show makes her look all friendly and cool, but her tumblr account shows how much of a crazy, white trash psycho she is.

She looks a lot better as a redhead.

How to Keep Your Man Happy

Learn to dance like this!!!

(Video) Volunteer has her breasts exposed during a massage. All part of the masseur's plan.

What a sneaky guy.

Watch till the end for the breasts.

Skank

Table Showers are the BOMB!!!

My friend, if you've never got a table shower before, do yourself a favor and GET ONE!

I'm not talking about those vichy showers they offer at the spa. If you are a guy, they are going to give you another guy to touchy you. So unless you are gay...

But they do look rather erotic.

Look for your typical asian massage parlor. But make sure they have a table shower.

You are going to lie down butt naked on a special foam mat. From there they are going to use their soap hands all over your body.

The best part is not knowing when they are going to touch your privates. You think they are but then nope. Then out of the blue a wet, soap hand goes up your butt crack.

They flip you over and play the same with your hard on. It is mind blowing.

This is what it is most likely going to look like.

And this is the girl who will be playing with your cock.

Enjoy!

(Video) Here is Some More Vaginal Waxing for Ya!

Enjoy!

Nicki Minaj the Attention Whore

What is there to be said?

Bitch.

(Hey, just talking how Nicki does in her videos...bitch)

(Video) Beautiful Model gets Anal Bleaching Done

Yes, it's good!

Put on some glasses. We're blasting your vagina.