Manhattan Public Access cable TV (aka Free Porn on TV)

Man, New York is a messed up place. Between girls walking around topless all the time and cops being able to frisked people for their own sick and twisted pleasure, I think I will avoid the concrete jungle.

But I'll enjoy their media. Little did I know Ugly George was just one of many fucked up shows. Check out what they've allowed in the past with public access television.

One interesting one is the Robin Byrd Show. This porn star would interview guests and according to Wikipedia, "Byrd and her guests also frequently engage in onscreen sexplay by the end of the episode."

Nice.

What do you expect when you give a porn star a TV show?

Now check out the show they put on for the fortunate kids that stayed up late enough.

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Enjoy!

Before Horny Harry There Was Ugly George

If you read my post about "real" reality porn, you are familiar with Horny Harry.

Filming real girls on the streets in the early 1990s (which means he used a big ass camera on his shoulder) and got them to come back to his place to slowly convince them to get naked and fingered. It looks like he started out with real girls and slowly transitioned to porn stars.

Anyway, before the "Excuse me..." series there was a guy in the 70s on Manhattan public-access cable show who goes by the name Ugly George.

No doubt this was real. Public access...he had no money to pay for porn stars, nor did he need to. Talking to girls on the street of New York is like shooting fish in a barrel. Eventually you'll come across one that is DTF and even willing to do it on camera. Plus, no paper work and testing to worry about. And if you giving your consent is all recorded, no worrying about a lawsuit.

It was a different time for sure.

George's pitch was this is your big break to be famous. He would show the nudity on his TV show and get some extras from girls on the side. 

What can you say? Girls just love attention...

Want to see him in action?

Check out the video over at Dailymotion.

You can read more about Ugly George at the New York Post and the New York Times.

Porn Stars Go Too Far With Anal

They just keep going too far...

Take notes ladies, if you want to be in the porn industry you better learn how to do the following.

1.) Learn how to have you large intestine pulled out of your asshole. 

Yes, it hurts, but you'll get numb to the pain. Trust me, all the porn stars are doing it now. It is the new anal sex.

2.) Let other girls double anal your ass with dildos (favorite hazing by the seasoned veterans for arrogant rookies).

3.) Fist your own asshole (you better learn how to do it cuz, trust me, the director will be furious if you say you can't).

4.) Fucking, licking, and playing with other girl's assholes.

You better learn to enjoy the taste of ass...

5.) And even be willing to eat things out of their buttholes.

6.) No matter how extreme it is you have to at least try everything once or you get blacklisted.

This is why most girls only have one scene in the porn industry. There are so many girls willing to sell their bodies that the directors have all the power.

7.) Don't play the race card. Even minorities are having to learn to push out there insides to make money on webcams.

A lot of girls aren't happy about it, but you have to pay rent.

8.) Smile and have fun! 

Attitude is everything if you want to keep your day job.

9.) Push it to the limit EVERY TIME!

The audience will know if you aren't trying.

What do you guys think???

Ya, me too!

Would Sunny Leone Make the Perfect Girlfriend?

Yes...yes she would make the perfect girlfriend.

The RIGHT way for Lesbians to Scissor to Orgasm

So we've seen scissoring in porn...or maybe not as it is rare even in porn.

If you don't know what scissoring is, it is basically girls rubbing their vaginas together with their legs spread like a pair of scissors. See below:

The problem is it is very hard to get any grinding going since the legs are interlocked. 

Talk to any true lesbian, they usually never scissor each other. But they just don't know the right technique.

The correct way to scissor (so you can achieve an orgasm) is to lubricate the top of your partner's thigh and glide back and forth on it while one of your legs is between hers so she can have something to enjoy at the same time (but it will be hard for her to cum in this position but should be pleasurable nonetheless). Now let her have her turn on top of you.

See image below:

Guys, if you are in a fully nude strip club and getting a private dance, see if you can convince her to ride your thigh like above (actually you can do this at a topless one too, might be safer and easier to convince the girl as well). She might just ride it to an orgasm . Fun times!

Slutty Gaga

Wow, I have to admit she even gives Rihanna a run for her money. Rihanna does come off more of a whatever attitude while enjoying the attention and shows more skin in a classy, sexy way. But you can tell Gaga loves the raw sexual energy a lot more.

I guess you could say Rihanna likes the attention, but Gaga likes the sex.

Rihanna is a whore; Gaga is a slut.

Enjoy you perverted monsters.

Out in public with a see through leotard!

Reminds me of my horny Aunt. Good times...

Anything to put on a good show.

That's the horny girl everybody knows!

And plenty of men have seen that backside.

This Just in, Ana Kasparian Wants to See the World's Biggest Penis: Do You Have What it Takes?

Ana Kasparian from the Young Turks has some news for you.

She wants to see the world's biggest penis!

She denies the desires to play with it, but couldn't stop laughing after saying that.

In my experience, girls only laugh like that when they secretly want to. :)

Decide for yourself.

...come on guys she just wants to look at it.

Or maybe she does want to play with it...