White Girls Don't Age Well

I think they have like less antioxidants in their skin or something...

Seriously, darker fruits and vegetables have more antioxidants, why not people?

Or maybe the darker skin of minorities protect them from the sun better (especially around the eyes and lips)

Christina Applegate

Helen Hunt

Julia Louis-dreyfus

Clowns will fuck anything

Now compared that to other races...

Halle Berry

Jennifer Lopez

Salma Hayek

There are a ton of other examples like Diane Sawyer (I wish they would get her ugly face off the TV), Lindsay Lohan, Goldie Hawn, Janice Dickinson, and Teri Hatcher.

Don't forget the guys, like Mario Lopez and Will Smith. All minorities and don't age.

White people just don't age well.

The lighter the skin, the worst it is.

But what about like Gwen Stefani you say....

She has not aged well.

#whitegirlproblems

Update: Check out a pale white girl who did age very well.

Also, after reading the beauty regiments of J. Lo and Salma Hayek, it seems like sunblock makes all the difference in the world.