THE END!

Well, it's been fun kids, but I'm too old for this stuff.

Think I'm going to retire and move to Brazil for some easy poonanny and some fun on the beach.

Peace!

Interesting....

Time for some selfies, baby!

Ain't that good?

If You Want to Be Happy, Move to Brazil

The culture in Brazil is about enjoying life. 

They care a lot less about status and money, and more about having fun.

Want to be happy? Move to Brazil.

The Young Turks are Fucking Weird!

I'm sorry, but WTF?

Something is off about them (hey, I know my blog is weird, but you know before you come to my blog it's weird, I'm not hiding anything).

The Young Turks (TYT for short) try to come off as intelligent and hip to the young crowd.

But I think they're just attention whores.

Look at what Ana is wearing in this YouTube video about the frappening. That's the shit girls wear when they want attention.

Wearing glasses when they rarely wear them. Wearing a button up shirt with a lot of the button unbutton and the shirt itself "looks" see-through enough to grab your attention.

Now look at this picture. "Master Debate" 

The big joke in speech and debate class is that your are a "master debater", as in masturbater.

It's not funny or smart. 

It's just weird.

Yes, they have valid points, but they are points you could hear some drunk say at a bar.

They are like the loser kids in high school trying to be cool and intelligent in college, but end up being just lame.

Then there is a blogspot blog promoting the Young Turks as if it were the Young Turks. The blogger claims to have no affiliation, but I don't buy it. I think they created the blog for backlinks and more views. They even have a link at the bottom really pushing the reader to visit the actual Young Turks website. Which, for being a big YouTube voice by a younger generation, looks like shit. They just took some generic template off the internet.

Worst, they put pornography on the site (blogspot site) to get attention. So if it is the Young Turks maintaining it, they really are doing anything and everything to get views. 

AKA They are whores!

...I would still fuck Ana though ;P

Kim Kardashian Gets her Pussy Fucked (Finally a Good Angle)

That Ray J sex tape was shit when it came to fucking her pussy.

The only decent scene was her giving head (but still no cumshot!).

Here we can see her pussy getting fucked properly.

 Check out the video here.

Perverted Cable Corporation Showed a Girl's Pussy and Butthole

From the VH1 Show, Dating Naked. Suppose to be censored...

Ha, you know the producers got off showing it to the world.

You can check out the video here.

Regular Massages can Cause Men to Start to Spontaneously Ejaculate

Yes, it's real.

Basically, massages release more oxytocin (the trust hormone) each time you get one. It is also responsible for erections and ejaculations.

So the more you get massages (especially with the same person), the more likely you will have a spontaneous ejaculation one day (even if your privates are never touched).

You can read more about it at Massage and Wellness.

And you can learn more about how to give orgasms without direct stimulation, here.

Don't laugh ladies, you have a 40% chance of having an orgasm at the gym.

How to Spread Herpes 101

Proof there are a lot of skanks in the world.

If you want to pull something similar just go to Vince beach.

They're everywhere. Like cockroaches!

Reminds me of how all great empires end with "bread and circuses" as mentioned in the documentary, The Four Horsemen.

Check it out!

What Going to an Asian Massage Parlor is Like for the First Time

This is very accurate.





Pro tips: empty your wallet except for $100 plus the cost of the massage (put the rest in your car). It'll usually range from $30-60 depending on the how much time you want. Just get the cheapest/shortest. 

Ask to see the girl before you pay for the massage. If she is ugly, walk out (I'm not giving $100 to an ugly chick). 

If they ask you if you've been there before, the answer always, "YES". If you say no, they'll think you're a noob and a horny loser and will try to get you for $200-300 bucks.

Let her massage you for like 5-10 minutes (so she doesn't think you are a complete perv and she doesn't feel like she is being completely used...even though she is).

If you are a shy guy, you'll have to find some guts here (a few girls will be aggressive, but most of them like to play dumb). Just say, "I want everything". You'll sound retarded, but don't worry she can barely understand english. She'll say, "everything?" Then you say, "Yes everything" then point at her vagina. 

If you don't do this, she'll try to negotiate a handjob, then blowjob, and then fucking, increasing the price on you each time. Once she gives the price for sex, (in my experience will usually be around $150), you say all you have is $100. 

Get off the table, get your wallet and show her. If she protests or offers less (handjob or blowjob) be adamant and say that is all you have and you want sex or nothing at all. 

If all you want is a BJ, do the same trick but with $80. If you try to negotiate down from a fuck to BJ for less money, you might piss her off (you can go somewhere else, but you've lost about $40 at that point). 

She'll take your $100...and well the rest is up to you.

P.S. If they like you, they might throw in a free table shower. If they do take it!

Disclaimer: the above was just for entertainment purposes you freak!

She has a Stick Up her Butt

Kathy Griffin Ice Bucket Challenge Naked

54 by the way! 

 A lot hotter than Carrie Fisher's 58 year old ugly body.

And Aubrey Plaza looks fucking hot with glasses!

More Pussy Waxing

So nice and clean!

Enjoy the video!

Waxing a Girl's Butthole

Girls don't want no hairy butthole!

Enjoy the video!

New Star Wars Movie is Coming Out

Carrie Fisher is going to be in it.

Not that Carrie Fisher.

This Carrie Fisher:

And now the Stars Wars Dark Emperor laughs at you,

"HAHAHA...HAHAHAHAH"

Indian Guys are Such Losers

Lol,

I'll give them props for trying.

Now go get a high paying tech job and buy a Bugatti.

Guys Give it Up if the Girl is Hot, Girls Give it Up if the Car is Hot (Proof)

Well, I am a little surprised.

I need money... :(

Why Does This Give Me a Boner Every Time I Watch It?

I think its because you can cum inside them all you want and you don't have to worry about getting them pregnant.

40 Percent of Women Orgasm During Exercise?!?

The researchers found that about 40 percent of both groups of women had experienced exercise-induced pleasure or orgasm on more than 11 occasions in their lives. Most of the women in the "orgasm" group said they felt some level of embarrassment when exercising in public places.

The "orgasm" group mostly said during the experiences they weren't having a sexual fantasy or thinking about someone they were attracted to.

Of the women who had orgasms during exercise, about 45 percent said their first experience was linked to abdominal exercises; 19 percent linked to biking/spinning; 9.3 percent linked to climbing poles or ropes; 7 percent reported a connection with weight lifting; 7 percent running;  the rest of the experiences included various exercises, such as yoga, swimming, elliptical machines, aerobics and others. Exercise-induced sexual pleasure was linked with more types of exercises than the orgasm phenomenon.

Abdominal exercises may be best

Answers to open-ended questions in the survey revealed some interesting details, the researchers found. For instance, the abdominal exercises tied to orgasms seemed to be particularly associated with the exercise in which a person supports their weight on their forearms on a so-called captain's chair with padded arm rests and then lifts their knees toward their chest.

The open-ended questions also revealed the orgasms tended to occur after multiple sets of crunches or some other abdominal exercise rather than after just a couple repetitions; they also seemed to happen after the woman had really exerted herself.

Read  more at Live Science

Next time you see a girl smiling at the gym. You know why....

What is this?

????

Ugly Looking Loser

What the hell is wrong with people today?

Worshiping this guy? Sad.

Mike Cernovich writes at Danger and Play. 

What does he write about?

Sleeping with shemales (he later gave an update saying the story wasn't about him, ya right!). Choking women. (As of writing this, when you google "choking women" his guide comes up as number 2. This shit needs to stop.) Shrinking your balls with steroids (and saying you're a feminist if you are anti-steroids). Or comparing himself to and bad mouthing other bloggers. It's one thing to take on an asshole who lies, but it's another to show off that you are "better" than another guy just trying to do his thing to feed your ego. And trying to play it off as it not being an ego thing and that you are a fan of his is complete bullshit. 

Besides that he also got accused of rape. 

I would think a women would only cry rape when 1.) you did rape her or 2.) you treated her like shit after you fucked her. Something like, you went around telling everyone you fucked her and that she is a worthless piece of meat. Either situation makes you a piece of shit (obviously the first one is worst by far).

And he seems to be proud of his reputation.

This is what he says in his about page: "Hi Gawker readers and SJWs. You read a website that actively engages in bullying, rape jokes, and encourages domestic violence. Spare me …"

WTF?

Stay away from this guy. 

The mentality he preaches is why we have pieces of shit like War Machine.