THE END!

Well, it's been fun kids, but I'm too old for this stuff.

Think I'm going to retire and move to Brazil for some easy poonanny and some fun on the beach.

Peace!

Interesting....

Time for some selfies, baby!

Ain't that good?

If You Want to Be Happy, Move to Brazil

The culture in Brazil is about enjoying life. 

They care a lot less about status and money, and more about having fun.

Want to be happy? Move to Brazil.

The Young Turks are Fucking Weird!

I'm sorry, but WTF?

Something is off about them (hey, I know my blog is weird, but you know before you come to my blog it's weird, I'm not hiding anything).

The Young Turks (TYT for short) try to come off as intelligent and hip to the young crowd.

But I think they're just attention whores.

Look at what Ana is wearing in this YouTube video about the frappening. That's the shit girls wear when they want attention.

Wearing glasses when they rarely wear them. Wearing a button up shirt with a lot of the button unbutton and the shirt itself "looks" see-through enough to grab your attention.

Now look at this picture. "Master Debate" 

The big joke in speech and debate class is that your are a "master debater", as in masturbater.

It's not funny or smart. 

It's just weird.

Yes, they have valid points, but they are points you could hear some drunk say at a bar.

They are like the loser kids in high school trying to be cool and intelligent in college, but end up being just lame.

Then there is a blogspot blog promoting the Young Turks as if it were the Young Turks. The blogger claims to have no affiliation, but I don't buy it. I think they created the blog for backlinks and more views. They even have a link at the bottom really pushing the reader to visit the actual Young Turks website. Which, for being a big YouTube voice by a younger generation, looks like shit. They just took some generic template off the internet.

Worst, they put pornography on the site (blogspot site) to get attention. So if it is the Young Turks maintaining it, they really are doing anything and everything to get views. 

AKA They are whores!

...I would still fuck Ana though ;P

Kim Kardashian Gets her Pussy Fucked (Finally a Good Angle)

That Ray J sex tape was shit when it came to fucking her pussy.

The only decent scene was her giving head (but still no cumshot!).

Here we can see her pussy getting fucked properly.

 Check out the video here.

Perverted Cable Corporation Showed a Girl's Pussy and Butthole

From the VH1 Show, Dating Naked. Suppose to be censored...

Ha, you know the producers got off showing it to the world.

You can check out the video here.

Regular Massages can Cause Men to Start to Spontaneously Ejaculate

Yes, it's real.

Basically, massages release more oxytocin (the trust hormone) each time you get one. It is also responsible for erections and ejaculations.

So the more you get massages (especially with the same person), the more likely you will have a spontaneous ejaculation one day (even if your privates are never touched).

You can read more about it at Massage and Wellness.

And you can learn more about how to give orgasms without direct stimulation, here.

Don't laugh ladies, you have a 40% chance of having an orgasm at the gym.

How to Spread Herpes 101

Proof there are a lot of skanks in the world.

If you want to pull something similar just go to Vince beach.

They're everywhere. Like cockroaches!

Reminds me of how all great empires end with "bread and circuses" as mentioned in the documentary, The Four Horsemen.

Check it out!

What Going to an Asian Massage Parlor is Like for the First Time

This is very accurate.





Pro tips: empty your wallet except for $100 plus the cost of the massage (put the rest in your car). It'll usually range from $30-60 depending on the how much time you want. Just get the cheapest/shortest. 

Ask to see the girl before you pay for the massage. If she is ugly, walk out (I'm not giving $100 to an ugly chick). 

If they ask you if you've been there before, the answer always, "YES". If you say no, they'll think you're a noob and a horny loser and will try to get you for $200-300 bucks.

Let her massage you for like 5-10 minutes (so she doesn't think you are a complete perv and she doesn't feel like she is being completely used...even though she is).

If you are a shy guy, you'll have to find some guts here (a few girls will be aggressive, but most of them like to play dumb). Just say, "I want everything". You'll sound retarded, but don't worry she can barely understand english. She'll say, "everything?" Then you say, "Yes everything" then point at her vagina. 

If you don't do this, she'll try to negotiate a handjob, then blowjob, and then fucking, increasing the price on you each time. Once she gives the price for sex, (in my experience will usually be around $150), you say all you have is $100. 

Get off the table, get your wallet and show her. If she protests or offers less (handjob or blowjob) be adamant and say that is all you have and you want sex or nothing at all. 

If all you want is a BJ, do the same trick but with $80. If you try to negotiate down from a fuck to BJ for less money, you might piss her off (you can go somewhere else, but you've lost about $40 at that point). 

She'll take your $100...and well the rest is up to you.

P.S. If they like you, they might throw in a free table shower. If they do take it!

Disclaimer: the above was just for entertainment purposes you freak!

She has a Stick Up her Butt

Kathy Griffin Ice Bucket Challenge Naked

54 by the way! 

 A lot hotter than Carrie Fisher's 58 year old ugly body.

And Aubrey Plaza looks fucking hot with glasses!

More Pussy Waxing

So nice and clean!

Enjoy the video!

Waxing a Girl's Butthole

Girls don't want no hairy butthole!

Enjoy the video!

New Star Wars Movie is Coming Out

Carrie Fisher is going to be in it.

Not that Carrie Fisher.

This Carrie Fisher:

And now the Stars Wars Dark Emperor laughs at you,

"HAHAHA...HAHAHAHAH"

Indian Guys are Such Losers

Lol,

I'll give them props for trying.

Now go get a high paying tech job and buy a Bugatti.

Guys Give it Up if the Girl is Hot, Girls Give it Up if the Car is Hot (Proof)

Well, I am a little surprised.

I need money... :(

Why Does This Give Me a Boner Every Time I Watch It?

I think its because you can cum inside them all you want and you don't have to worry about getting them pregnant.

40 Percent of Women Orgasm During Exercise?!?

The researchers found that about 40 percent of both groups of women had experienced exercise-induced pleasure or orgasm on more than 11 occasions in their lives. Most of the women in the "orgasm" group said they felt some level of embarrassment when exercising in public places.

The "orgasm" group mostly said during the experiences they weren't having a sexual fantasy or thinking about someone they were attracted to.

Of the women who had orgasms during exercise, about 45 percent said their first experience was linked to abdominal exercises; 19 percent linked to biking/spinning; 9.3 percent linked to climbing poles or ropes; 7 percent reported a connection with weight lifting; 7 percent running;  the rest of the experiences included various exercises, such as yoga, swimming, elliptical machines, aerobics and others. Exercise-induced sexual pleasure was linked with more types of exercises than the orgasm phenomenon.

Abdominal exercises may be best

Answers to open-ended questions in the survey revealed some interesting details, the researchers found. For instance, the abdominal exercises tied to orgasms seemed to be particularly associated with the exercise in which a person supports their weight on their forearms on a so-called captain's chair with padded arm rests and then lifts their knees toward their chest.

The open-ended questions also revealed the orgasms tended to occur after multiple sets of crunches or some other abdominal exercise rather than after just a couple repetitions; they also seemed to happen after the woman had really exerted herself.

Read  more at Live Science

Next time you see a girl smiling at the gym. You know why....

What is this?

????

Ugly Looking Loser

What the hell is wrong with people today?

Worshiping this guy? Sad.

Mike Cernovich writes at Danger and Play. 

What does he write about?

Sleeping with shemales (he later gave an update saying the story wasn't about him, ya right!). Choking women. (As of writing this, when you google "choking women" his guide comes up as number 2. This shit needs to stop.) Shrinking your balls with steroids (and saying you're a feminist if you are anti-steroids). Or comparing himself to and bad mouthing other bloggers. It's one thing to take on an asshole who lies, but it's another to show off that you are "better" than another guy just trying to do his thing to feed your ego. And trying to play it off as it not being an ego thing and that you are a fan of his is complete bullshit. 

Besides that he also got accused of rape. 

I would think a women would only cry rape when 1.) you did rape her or 2.) you treated her like shit after you fucked her. Something like, you went around telling everyone you fucked her and that she is a worthless piece of meat. Either situation makes you a piece of shit (obviously the first one is worst by far).

And he seems to be proud of his reputation.

This is what he says in his about page: "Hi Gawker readers and SJWs. You read a website that actively engages in bullying, rape jokes, and encourages domestic violence. Spare me …"

WTF?

Stay away from this guy. 

The mentality he preaches is why we have pieces of shit like War Machine.

How to Seduce Women (3 Different Ways)

I was thinking about all the crap I've read online about picking up women and how much of it contradicts each other. So I thought I would list the different seduction methods out there.

This way you can pick the one that is right for you.

1.) Horniness Overdrive

Traditional pickup will tell you not to waste time getting a woman horny, but try to make her emotional instead. And that horniness doesn't work on women the same way it does for men. This isn't true. Women want sex just as much as men. One of their main drives is pleasure just like us. But they have a reputation to worry about. To make women so horny they literally attack you once they get the chance here are the three requirements:

1.) Physically attractive male
2.) Foreplay (usually lots of dancing)
3.) Alcohol (not a requirement, but makes things a hell of a lot easier...especially when you are fighting logistics as alcohol will keep her horny until you find a place)

This strategy really falls into two groups. But both involve the dance club (dancing is the secret weapon to making women horny). 1.) The Skills Method. This involves being a decent dancer and confidently dancing with other women. To pull with this method you should be very attractive (especially when it comes to your body). 2.) Sex with Friends (and acquaintances). This involves people being cool people in general. They usually meet up at someone's house and all drive (in one or a few cars) from there to the club. Everyone drinks and dances together. After getting really horny, they all go back to the house they met up at. Since everyone is cool (aka they trust each other) and horny, they all pair off and hook up (secretly...but everyone knows whats going on, they just don't talk about it). Sometimes if a girl is horny enough she can be stolen (the less desirable male can steal a girl, if she is horny enough, off the good looking guy if he can get her to a private area and be discreet about it). You really just need one physically attractive guy to get all the girls in the group horny.

However, keep in mind, most women who let themselves end up in these situations are usually not quality women. But a lot of them will still be hot.

2.) Emotional Overdrive

Basically, you play boyfriend and girlfriend. This is usually very effective on most women (if she already likes you). This article from post masculine does an excellent job at describing the process.

This strategy works very well with guys who girls find attractive (other than their body). You know the cool guy in high school all the girls liked. They all want him to be their boyfriend, but will gladly give it up to him (especially if he'll play the role of her boyfriend for the night) and she'll still chase after him after that.

I think Mark Manson is one of those guys.

3.) Using Your Head (aka the Weasel Move)

This one cracks me up, but it does work. And works very well if you use your head.

Before I describe it, examine this scenario. A random 6 (as in a score out of 10 when it comes to looks) out of the blue starts talking to you. She shows no sexual interest in you, but is friendly and enjoyable to be around. She asks for your help with something (you say sure and follow her) or you just continue your conversation and keep walking with her. But without realizing it you end up at her hotel room. You don't protest as you did promise to go with her or because it seems like you guys just happen to end up there. Then, in the middle of some fun conversation, she kisses you. Not just a quick kiss, but she keeps her lips, knees your groin, and her hands run all over her body. If she was a well known friend, you might push her off and tell her you two are just friends, but the novelty of this girl and the experience makes you want more. She even starts to take off her clothes while making out with you.

Since you know you face no consequences to your actions (she is just some stranger, your friends and other girls you know will never know about it), you're telling me you wouldn't have sex with her?

You lie! You would hit that.

She was being clever and you let your guard down.

Going back to women wanting sex just as much as men, this also works in the reverse.

This method is very popular for less attractive men and shorter guys. If you are a 5 or a 4, your confidence in approaching women will bring you up to a 6. From there you play it cool, until you can take advantage of her trust in you and weasel your way on to her before she can label you as just a friend or boyfriend material. 

This method originally came from Gunwitch. Google him, he's an ugly guy, but still got action. The more modern guy preaching this stuff is Chase. (Still can't get over his "stop rating women" concept. So dumb and elitist.) His ideas of moving fast is pretty much the same as Gunwitch. Chase cleans up well, but he is not attractive, at least not compared to Skills or Mark. 

And his overall strategy shows this. Chase says to never kiss a girl at the club (or at least not before you get her home), because you'll kill the sexual tension. Mark and Skills make out with women at the club and still have no problem taking them home. Chase says to stay away from the dance floor, while Skills' method is based entirely on the dance floor. Basically, Chase and Gunwitch can't pull off the strategies used by the other two guys. So they came up with this.

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Different strokes for different folks. 

Each guy will say their way is the best. Bullshit. It isn't the best, it's best for them. 

So use the strategy that works best for you. 

Or you can stop this pick up stuff and use a different strategy altogether.

P.S.

It looks like Krauser PUA understands this (hey, I like your name buddy)

13. What you said doesn’t agree with Mystery / Style / Tyler / Roissy

Mystery and Style are bullshitters who wrote some good material and played a pivotal role in shaping the community but they were not good with women. Tyler is a fantastic analyst but strikes me as weird and not good with women. Roissy is a great writer but his brand of nihilistic game is better suited for where he shaped it – East coast metropolitan America.

Pick any pickup theorist and you’ll find any number of legitimate reasons why they’d disagree with me. They have a different personality, are working a different social mileau, target different girls, want different things, have different strengths and weaknesses etc. In other cases they don’t really disagree its just comparing apples to oranges. Read what you can and over time you’ll formulate your own game.

I don't know if I agree with him on what he said about the other PUAs (however, I do understand his frustration with their bullshit), but his overall message is right. 

Kim Kardashian can do Whatever the FUCK SHE WANTS TO (BUTT NAKED)

She can just walk around butt naked. Suck black cock and act like a spoiled brat.

Why?

Because beautiful women can do whatever the fuck they want to do! 

...without consequences.

Here is more of that glazed donut.